He thought he had intestinal worms. What he actually had was Chinese food!

If my body could play an April Fool's joke on me, my guess it would be this one. Here, a 32 year old patient was horrified to notice "worms" in his poop. And like any sane person would, he carefully fished a sample of the worm-laden poop out of the toilet to bring to his doctor. Given the patient's travel history, the doctor suspected a hookworm infection, and sent the sample off to the lab. Turns out the "worms" were mung bean sprouts from the previous night's Chinese food. As the authors n