All mammals take ~12 seconds to poop.

If the above image disturbs you, move along; this post is not for you! In this study, published this week in the journal Soft Matter (yes, seriously), scientists from the Georgia Institute of Technology report their detailed studies of the pooping habits of a wide variety of mammals. Using video recordings of the fecal extrusions and measuring the resulting turds, they deduce that "Despite the length of rectum ranging from 4 to 40 cm, mammals from cats to elephants defecate within a nearly c